Please indicate which options you would prefer during your birthing experience.
1] Wet, wet. Yearning swirl of bathwater and float. Your partner’s hand can press down, keep you from overflowing.
2] The audience with applause sign. It is how we cheer you on.
3] No salt on the wound. No oils, no ointments, no scents of any sort.
4] There is: wheelbarrow, monkey-squat, draw your finger through the dust, ankle clasping, treble clef.
5] Peel away. Assurances through soft music. Ocean waves optional.
6] The distribution of popcorn is not required, though menu choices are slim. The viewing begins in a few hours, and this machine becomes the central line.
7] Blackened windows can be your mirror. Do not inspect below the belt line.
8] Slender mullet meal, little needle song.
9] Hypnotic breathing. Pufferfish have a pelagic life stage. Spawning occurs near surface; eggs are spherical and buoyant. Keep you from overflowing.
10] Please place the creature on my chest. Please let the broth of me slick away. Please sing humble songs of needles and knives and everything that shines.